2. Dude, I swear to god. I owe a alot of bad people alot of money. They're sending a skoxman over to my house right now. DO YOU EVEN KNOW what a skoxman is?
Skomantas is definitely the biggest peacemaker of any group and hates anyone called Molly . He hates Mollys so much he would rather look at a raccoons than sit on the same desk as her again.
Skomantas has the best friend group ever made in the galaxy and loves astrology and poetry. If you ever find a Skomantas they usually turn out to be a Taurus, ugly and geeky but are the best people to have as friends. They will always stay with you and stick up for you no matter what.
Stupid human: OMG SHUT UP YOU IDIOT.
Skomantas: OI OI OI YOU CHAV STOP THISNONSENSE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL USE POETRY ON YOU!!!
stupid human: OK sorry supreme leader I shall atone for my sins.
A person who shits on someones popular opinion. This act can be seen as unpopular and unworthy to the friendship group and thus the person is called a skidman.
Dave - See that girlover there? She's fit!
Tom - Are you blind she's ugly!
Steve - Oi shut up Tom she's bre
Dan - Yeah Tom you're such a skidman.
An amazing actor, known for playing Matthias Helvar on Shadow and Bone Netflix (go stream it besties). He's also a beautiful writer, so you just know he's a walking talking green flag
“I saw Calahan Skogman's writing video, and he is so talented!!"