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Skomantas 

Skomantas is definitely the biggest peacemaker of any group and hates anyone called Molly . He hates Mollys so much he would rather look at a raccoons than sit on the same desk as her again.

Skomantas has the best friend group ever made in the galaxy and loves astrology and poetry. If you ever find a Skomantas they usually turn out to be a Taurus, ugly and geeky but are the best people to have as friends. They will always stay with you and stick up for you no matter what.
Stupid human: OMG SHUT UP YOU IDIOT.

Skomantas: OI OI OI YOU CHAV STOP THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL USE POETRY ON YOU!!!
stupid human: OK sorry supreme leader I shall atone for my sins.
Skomantas by IdiopathicPoet June 24, 2019
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skirmantas 

Ancient name, usually found in Greek mythology. Most often translated as "a man to die for", "a man that takes your breath away". Many times depicted in sexual way, having encounters with different gods (sometimes several at once). A master in sexual desires and known for being exceptionaly endowed.
I would take my soul away and give it to Skirmantas. Skirmantas once again gave his best at pleasuring the gods.
skirmantas by Grenoule November 23, 2021
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shmantastic 

same as fantastic

a fun way to say the word -- resembling a drunk person's speech
"Hey we're having a huge party tonite"

"SHMANTASTIC!!!"
shmantastic by Jonathan Suzuki January 29, 2009