Sknord

A Sknord is the gelatinous, multi-colored bio-sludge that congeals at the bottom of a neglected bathtub drain. It is a foul amalgam of every bodily secretion and excretion imaginable: the coagulated, stringy remnants of dried semen; the rubbery, embedded mass of old phlegm and boogers; the rusty, iron-scented swirl of menstrual blood and other blood flecks; and the chunky, dark-speckled foundation of human and animal feces.

This unholy mixture is not merely a clump; it achieves a texture akin to a grim, sentient chewing gum. And in the darkest corners of human depravity, there are those who consume it. They pry the Sknord from the drain's maw, roll it into a vile ball, and chew it slowly, savoring the complex, layered horror of its flavor—a taste of disease, decay, and absolute abandon.

He knelt before the stained, porcelain altar of the tub, his fingers trembling as they worked to pry the dense, multicolored sknord from the drain's gaping maw, and with a grunt of pure, ecstatic revulsion, he popped the wad of congealed filth into his mouth, chewing slowly to savor the complex, layered flavors of cum, shit, and dried blood.

by TheSknordSucker December 28, 2025

skords

skinny corduroy pants, similar to jeggings but warmer and more hipster.

Abby really rocked those skords tonight, looking sexy while staying warm in that Iowa winter weather.

by Blabs1987 November 27, 2010

snordatdude

One of the greatest reaction youtubers of all time. A little on the overweight side, and has prosthetic legs but he’s still the goat.

who’s the fat dude you watch on youtube?
oh that’s snordatdude.

by greattray December 9, 2021

senordimond

a roblox user who overuses the word clapped

senordimond told John he was clapped when in reality the game was tied.

by annoananan May 26, 2021

Snord

Its where when you sneeze but also at the same time you say a word for example *sneeze*

ur mum gey

Jason:*Sneeze* Traps are gay.Sorry,I did a snord.
Keith:What the fuck is wrong with you Jason?

by BuckShot420 May 26, 2018

Skordalia

A nasty but tasty type of yeast infection which can be used as a food spread in case of emergencies.

Billy: Ah shit we just ran out of cottage cheese.

Carter: dont worry man, I nailed this manky bitch last night and she left some skordalia residue on my sheets.

Billy: Awesome, i'll just whack it on a cracker.

by glassbowl June 3, 2010

Skordalia

A serious and incurable medical condition that women get on their fanny and which looks like cottage cheese and gives off a stench similar to garlic and bile. Most women get it from having too much intercourse or sleeping with men that look like birds. If you are born a manky bitch or have a minge demon, you automatically have skordalia.

Tammy: Whats that nasty smell??

Selena: Oh thats just Sarah. She had sex with a falcon and now she has a bad case of skordalia on her fanny.

by penboy June 3, 2010