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A kick ass italian name; a man with an incredibly huge penis that will fuck your mother
OMG last night he showed me his Sbordone its huge!!!!!
Sbordone by utuber23435 December 17, 2010

Slordonk 

slordonk (noun)
what occurs when a glimfott comes into contact with the schleer. a slordonk is an optional organ included in the $3.99 organ dlc for aggasloppa developed bethesda game studios, the todd himself. a slordonk allows the user to slow down time, along with a little “donk” noise when activated. donky slonky bonky. do not allow the slordonk to come into contact with a fleergoht, for the resulting tickle will tickle your pickle. (it make brush to tickle pickle with :3)
a slordonk is the gleergot which divides the tiirophbuh into fleer, which are small turungles that hoj the roj. do not disturb them as they are sentient and speak fluent wurbledonk, along with several dialects of plolololololo, including flibbydor, qrt, nurlon, bermingham (completely different see it’s spelled differently), reldoot, and goooooooooooooooooo (future form of what we today know as goop.)
Slordonk by circlongfort April 9, 2024

skrodonkadoddles 

a foreign little bastard aka arete.

owns an absolute reek bus and is donegal ready
e.g “who tf is that over there”

“lad that’s arete”
“no way skrodonkadoddles”
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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