slordonk (noun)
what occurs when a glimfott comes into contact with the schleer. a slordonk is an optional organ included in the $3.99 organ dlc for aggasloppa developed bethesda game studios, the todd himself. a slordonk allows the user to slow down time, along with a little “donk” noise when activated. donky slonky bonky. do not allow the slordonk to come into contact with a fleergoht, for the resulting tickle will tickle your pickle. (it make brush to tickle pickle with :3)
a slordonk is the gleergot which divides the tiirophbuh into fleer, which are small turungles that hoj the roj. do not disturb them as they are sentient and speak fluent wurbledonk, along with several dialects of plolololololo, including flibbydor, qrt, nurlon, bermingham (completely different see it’s spelled differently), reldoot, and goooooooooooooooooo (future form of what we today know as goop.)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!