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The onomatopoeic act of simultaneously cumming and shitting in one's own pants
1: Man, you smell like shit AND cum. Did you skirsh or something?
2: Yeah, I had a really intense night, okay?
Skirsh by Slorglargler June 1, 2018
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skinshitter

One who has received an experimental vaccine for the much ballyhooed COVID-19 virus, and is now covered in ugly, noisome sores. Skinshitters who took the mRNA shots often shed viruses on the general public as well.
I saw Pauline at the bar last night. Man, she is such a skinshitter. Her skin is all covered in sores, and she was shedding viruses all over the place.
skinshitter by eggplant boi September 22, 2021
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Skirsh skinship Skish shirsha skirch shirsh Shirshak shirshendu shirsho skishy

Skinship 

In Korea, the term "skinship" is used to describe the act of intimate, non-sexual touching between very close (Usually same-sex, but can include both genders.) platonic friends. It involves acts such as holding hands/arms, hugging, and kissing on the cheeks.

Sometimes it goes even deeper than that and can even involve bathing together, as Koreans (And the Japanese) believe that group nudity helps break down the barriers and helps establish a closer relationship.
It's not unusual to see Koreans walking and holding hands with each other, even if they're not in a relationship. That just means that they have a deep skinship with each other.
Skinship by Saudades January 7, 2014
Word of the Day on February 12, 2022

Shirshak 

The god of all mathematical equations, rice, chicken, and corny puns.
guy 1: 'wow, look! That guy is solving a trig-calc problem, without a pencil, WITH a full plate of rice to his side!

guy 2: 'that must be a shirshak.'

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shirshak by the real g(arrett) February 19, 2015
The name Shirsha means a girl who stays at top .
Little hot-tempered and stubborn but creative,helpful and friendly.
Shirsha the explorer
shirsha by Jupiterian.rihs December 2, 2021
A word that Milly (a nine-year old puppet from the youtube channel HeyItsMilly) taunts Rafi with. Milly often questions Rafi on subject matters such as sex, drugs, and violence. When he does not tell her because she is too young, she comes up with a word "shirsh" to show him what it feels like to have their question ignored.
What's your favorite curse word Milly?
Milly: It starts with a "sh"...can you guess it?
Rafi: DON'T SAY IT MILLY.
Milly: SHIRSH!
Rafi: ?
shirsh by Nicoley7567 June 29, 2011

skishing 

A predicament of overt moistness when a lady finds herself in a state of extreme sexual arousal. For example; Fanny slaver, when a lady moistens, gushing.
Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere

Ere she just skished all over

Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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