skirmishes

1. anything you can't explain
2. making out
3. funny behaviour or attitude

eg. my boyfriend and i were doing skirmishes when my dad walked into the room.

i hate it when girls act like that, their skirmishes and all...(implying whatever they did is annoying)

whenever i try to speak to you then you are doing skirmishes

by Queen S April 12, 2010

Skirmish

Small fight or quick one.

1- "They're lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them".

2- "Hush, I'm on multiplayer, a skirmish round".

by Yara S Korayem June 23, 2008

Skirmish

A gathering or social occasion, particularly a night out with friends with an unwritten agreement that the scope of the occasion’s festivities will be limited thereby leaving the participants able to function with a reasonable amount of alacrity in the morning. Mostly commonly used for midweek drinking and people’s whose lifestyle involves constant weekly partying.

John rang up to enquire if Jenny was coming out clubbing tonight.

Jenny replied "Yes, but it'll have to be a skirmish I've got to work the next day".

by Grobelaar July 2, 2008

Cyber skirmish

a romantic liason conducted mainly through various internet sites (such as Facebook, Skype, Beebo) which culminates in a one night or series of one night stands

Sarah thought she had a relationship with Dave after so much Facebook activity but on reflection she concluded that it has been a series of cyber skirmishes

by Rags 64 August 26, 2010

Skirmish Frogs

A variation of the Battle Toads meme.

Also a site, http://skirmishfrogs.com , branched off from a site of a similar name created by Gaians getting mad at the non-Gaias making fun of them. About 3 people go here on a daily basis.

Person A: Screw this, I'm posting at Skirmish Frogs instead!

Person B: Have fun talking to the same 2 other people every day.

by Dekus February 15, 2009

Cognitive Skirmisher

An epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others' mental fatigue.

Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy

"The dinner party last night was fun except for that Cognitive Skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on Scottish secession."

by Terry-Rod September 26, 2014

Baltimore Skirmish

While receiving oral sex, the person performing suddenly stuffs a large dildo(or other similarly shaped object) into the anus of the person receiving without their knowledge. If the receiver requests this action, it's then referred to as a Cincinnati Skirmish.

Sarah left Rich because he tried to perform a Baltimore Skirmish.

by 2shadesofNas-T February 2, 2014