skirch
skirch by Mark Abell December 17, 2004
Words you can keep
Skirch
The bitch to rule all other bitches. He was the smartest at his school, but has become a street rat. Usually bad at videogames, except guitar hero in which he is a pro rapist. Always takes long naps and stays up through all hours of the night.
Skirch by El Creeper December 15, 2009
Skirch
The nasty yellowish green substance found on the rim of a toilet under the seat or in the danger zone; Bits of hair are often found embedded in skirch. Usually found in bathrooms where no women are present.
Skirch by Elliott Leonard April 7, 2008
Skinchies
Expression used by children in NE England, whereby you cross your fingers and shout "Skinchies" to be safe or claim immunity when playing a game.
Can be nullified by another player shouting "Nae skinchies!" while your fingers are uncrossed.
Can be nullified by another player shouting "Nae skinchies!" while your fingers are uncrossed.
Skinchies by BigScotsLass October 31, 2014
skitchin my fitchin
John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.
skitchin my fitchin by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019
wet smirch
wet smirch by max rodgers January 24, 2017
Skurch
Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
Skurch by BlondeSkurch January 10, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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