skip ad

A button you press so that you dont have to waste your time of watching the damn ad

Me: Im going to press skip ad

by Ali1337 January 30, 2020

Skip Ad

A button you sometimes have to thank YouTube for adding

This ad always comes up :(
Thank goodness there’s a skip add button on each one :)

by a normal due July 25, 2019

"skip ad" cursor-hover

The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".

Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!

by QuacksO June 11, 2018

ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

skipadee beep bop

skipadee beep bop is commonly used after the word yo as a way to emphasize your reaction to a particularly surprising or unexpected statement.

Caleb: Dude did you hear that corinne is pregnant?

Donal: YO SKIPADEE BEEP BOP!! That bitch is a slut.

by Killing Perfection March 22, 2009

skipad

Something you just sort of do when something completely and absolutely worthless to you is being presented to you. For example, you are going along and are presented by the world with an idiot or moron or loser or some completely benign event or happening that is not worth much to you, then you skipad the situation. The origins of this word are unclear but might be from youtube where a similar feature is available to block the same kind of horrible situations.

I think I am going to skipad this person that is really annoying and rather do something fun. Because whenever I skipad someone who is dimwitted the experience just goes better.

Alice never has anything useful to say, so Bob has started to skipad her.

I am going to skipad the news since it is always information that is not useful.

If everybody would just skipad the elections, then we really would not be in this situation.

by ItHappenedSlowlyButSurely June 14, 2018

Skipadepat

Fast in sessions blows landing to the head or body. Not intended to hurt the person but merely to get one's attention.

If you dont listen I will give you some skipadepats.

by Fellasmenshair.com November 10, 2019