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Something you just sort of do when something completely and absolutely worthless to you is being presented to you. For example, you are going along and are presented by the world with an idiot or moron or loser or some completely benign event or happening that is not worth much to you, then you skipad the situation. The origins of this word are unclear but might be from youtube where a similar feature is available to block the same kind of horrible situations.
I think I am going to skipad this person that is really annoying and rather do something fun. Because whenever I skipad someone who is dimwitted the experience just goes better.

Alice never has anything useful to say, so Bob has started to skipad her.

I am going to skipad the news since it is always information that is not useful.

If everybody would just skipad the elections, then we really would not be in this situation.
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Skidaddle 

To leave somewhere quickly, like a restaurant or even an awkward conversation.
Person 1: gotta skidaddle bro!
Person 2: see ya next week!
Skidaddle by festive squirrel July 16, 2018

Camp Slipadick 

A summer camp for under privileged super models.
I was a counselor at "Camp Slipadick"!
Camp Slipadick by Pete Negwaski! October 17, 2008

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

skidaddle skidoodle 

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme
skidaddle skidoodle by metalman2009 November 30, 2017

skidaddle 

to move along in a hurried manner.
"It's getting late I think I'm going to skidaddle."
skidaddle by sameri November 3, 2005

skidaddle 

slang. command

To move away from; to beat it or get lost.
Boy: Excuse me Mr. can I have a quarter.
Man: No, beat it kid.
Boy: Pleeeeease.
Man: I said skidaddle.
skidaddle by shawn February 17, 2004