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Something you just sort of do when something completely and absolutely worthless to you is being presented to you. For example, you are going along and are presented by the world with an idiot or moron or loser or some completely benign event or happening that is not worth much to you, then you skipad the situation. The origins of this word are unclear but might be from youtube where a similar feature is available to block the same kind of horrible situations.

I think I am going to skipad this person that is really annoying and rather do something fun. Because whenever I skipad someone who is dimwitted the experience just goes better.

Alice never has anything useful to say, so Bob has started to skipad her.

I am going to skipad the news since it is always information that is not useful.

If everybody would just skipad the elections, then we really would not be in this situation.

skipad by ItHappenedSlowlyButSurely June 14, 2018

Words you can keep

Skidaddle

To leave somewhere quickly, like a restaurant or even an awkward conversation.

Person 1: gotta skidaddle bro!
Person 2: see ya next week!

Skidaddle by festive squirrel July 16, 2018

Camp Slipadick

A summer camp for under privileged super models.

I was a counselor at "Camp Slipadick"!

Camp Slipadick by Pete Negwaski! October 17, 2008

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle by DCDEATHRUN May 5, 2018

skidaddle skidoodle

YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLEEEEEE

*NFL music*
Good meme

Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle.

skidaddle skidoodle by metalman2009 November 30, 2017

skidaddle

to move along in a hurried manner.

"It's getting late I think I'm going to skidaddle."

skidaddle by sameri November 3, 2005

skidaddle

slang. command

To move away from; to beat it or get lost.

Boy: Excuse me Mr. can I have a quarter.
Man: No, beat it kid.
Boy: Pleeeeease.
Man: I said skidaddle.

skidaddle by shawn February 17, 2004

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026