Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over
video games, discord, and is horrible at just about
everything he does. What is he a captain of?
I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?