Skimping

when a amateur, hood rat weed dealer is broke and gives you less then what you paid for or runs off with your money.

Jackboys been skimping everyone around the block.

by ytsanbes September 28, 2017

skimping

to fuck somebody that is really hott...and then fuck his best friend

andrew and jack are in a fight becuz laurin fuck them both

by meg November 24, 2004

Skimping

A mix of skimming and skipping a text that's boring as fuck.

L: "Hey, did you read the text on the evolution of grass for tomorrow?"
J: "No, not really. I was skimping it hard."

by sjakalen October 5, 2017

Stop simping September

Every September, you have to stop simping.

Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

by leehoolia August 28, 2020

simping for a fictional character

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

by thegg1ord March 25, 2021

simping

When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.

Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"

by ilikepie96 December 1, 2019

King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."

by veIocity March 15, 2020