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Fucking Shitbitch 

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009

skid bitch

skid bitch by got your nose September 21, 2018

spitbitch 

Literally means the guy at the end of a blowbang who has to kiss the girl who was being blowbanged.
Ethan is such a spitbitch, he really needs to grow a pair and stand up for himself.
spitbitch by C.C. Malone May 17, 2011

Sidebitchyness 

When a mans side bitch or side hoe starts having an attitude towards the man because she is mad that she doesn't get the benefits of getting what she would get if she was the girlfriend.
"So we goin' anywhere to eat tonight?"
"Nah."
"What am I gonna eat then?!"
"My dick."
"I wanna go out! I wanna go somewhere with you! I hate having to be a secret!!"
"Bitch shut the fuck up with that sidebitchyness! You're the side bitch! We're supposed to be a secret, OK?! I can replace you in a heartbeat."
Sidebitchyness by getwellPablo March 11, 2015

shizbitch 

Term used when asking someone how they are doing; Can also be used in times of anger or agony
What up shizbitch?
Oh shizbitch, i just got shot!
What the fuck did that shizbitch just say to me?

Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.
Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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