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Ski Racer 

A particularly fascinating breed of athletes. They speed the majority of the time freezing their asses off in especially cold weather in tight speed suits designed to make them faster, but may cause them to die of hypothermia. Those who are student athletes and attend academies often race and train non stop all winter and spend too much money on camps in the offseason. Academy kids are also used to spending days in crowded vans and living off gas station snacks or the occasional treat to gas station subway. It is difficult to score good points as the competition are often very close within the same seconds. The sport itself may be one of the most expensive and difficult sports out there, making the athletes even crazier for doing it. The parents who are willing to fund their athlete and stand in the cold temps to watch are their own breed. But in the end ski racers are badass, sick human beings so if you ever have the chance to meet one do not waste the opportunity you lucky son of a bitch.
Coach its ten below can we not go full strip?
*aggressively sips coffee from portable mug* YAH A FUKIN SKI RACER DON'T BE A PUSSY
Ski Racer by 4gnarnia February 13, 2019
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Ski Racer 

a person participating in the most bad ass sport in the world. Ski Racers ski hard and party hard. Ski Racers are natural enemys of Park Rats.
omg look at that ski racer he is such a bad ass
Ski Racer by racetiger99 June 1, 2011
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Ski racer 

Ski racer, the biggest pussys on the mountain. 90% of the time their gay.
“That ski racer is such a pussy!”
Ski racer by SkiRacersR Gay May 3, 2021

Ski Racer 

"well maybe he's a homo?"
"I don't like derogatory terms,, lets call him a ski racer."
Ski Racer by skwelch March 2, 2010
A highly developed animal found in antarctica, it can speak Spanish and is the last one among mankind
Hey look it's the skiracer
Skiracer by Skiracer2411 May 21, 2009
an animal that is not real but people think it is real
a skiracer is an animal. not
skiracer by a fuffy camel May 21, 2009
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