This is when a crap is taking a long time, you get the paper ready and use it to blow your nose while you wait. Then you forget and when you wipe your ass with it it doesnt actually absorb anything. It just smears everything in a big mess round your hole, needing further cleaning with soap.

Oh my god sorry i took so long I dont want to put you off your dinner but i got the paper ready and then i used it to blow my nose then i wiped my ass with it but it didnt actually absorb anything it just smeared everything in a big mess and i had to clean up in the sink it was a distinct case of snottybotty .

Snottybotty by Primebritish February 21, 2018

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skittybop boom pow

another word for grenade

this object called a "grenade" can also be called a "bomb" or a "skittybop boom pow"

skittybop boom pow by rougepower October 4, 2022

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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