A Smelliott is a creature that is half man half Secretary Bird due to the extreme frailty and "string-like" appearance of the calf muscles. In addition to this, A Smelliott has an extremely dirty and odorous "durf" or "taint" due to that area of the body not being washed or cleansed for extended periods of time (usually for more than one year).
"Ha,ha,ha.....look at Smelliott over there trying to exercise the ol' calves....and....wait...(sniff, sniff) what is that smell!!! Oh no... Smelliott's durf is taking over!! RUNAWAY!!
An ancient elderly police officer. Often referred to in old school jokes. Physically resembles "Moe" Szyslak . A known escapee from the local retirement village attempting to impersonate a police officer.
Oh smelliot is at it again. Telling his fellow senior residents about the time he arrested ned kelly
a dude called elliot who smells, you know when you do a fat shit so your ass bleeds and youre gasping for air as you cling to the toilet paper and have toclose your eyes from the pain while tears stream down your face. the shit produced is how he smells
woman : "hey youre smelliot right?"
elliot : SHUT UP THATS CRINGE I DONT SMELL
A Smelliott is a creature that is half man half Secretary Bird due to the extreme frailty and "string-like" appearance of the calf muscles. In addition to this, A Smelliott has an extremely dirty and odorous "durf" or "taint" due to that area of the body not being washed or cleansed for extended periods of time (usually for more than one year).
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."