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Skeetwagon 

The act of cumming such a large load on a fat girl that she resembles a wagon (covered in skeet). This wagon may or may not be very mobile depending on the weight of the chubby. Either way, a skeetwagon is always good for a ride.
Chubby Chaser: Aw yeah dude, I was banging this chubby, and I blew such a big load on her she looked like a wagon of skeet.

Bro: Aw sick bro, nice skeetwagon!
Skeetwagon by Skeetn March 2, 2009
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Speedwagon 

An honest and pure street thug turned rich businessman who spent his whole life dedicated to a guy and his descendants just because he didn't kick him in the face as hard as he could have (though he may also have been in love with him)
Even Speedwagon is afraid!!!
Speedwagon by Varkarrus February 14, 2017

Speedwagon 

Best waifu in the jojo universe. He has a dope hat and a multimillion dollar company.
Everyone: omg! Speedwagon-sama is so kawaii!!!!
Speedwagon by Deton8 July 9, 2019

Speedwagon 

To gain confidence of another trying to encourage you.
Jojo I’ll speedwagon you until you achieve victory!”

Speedwagon 

The best waifu in the entire universe. His cute and sexy ways make him the most irresistible waifu on earth. He is also very rich.
“Speedwagon is an exceptionally hot waifu.”
Speedwagon by kiroca909 July 22, 2019

Speedwagon 

God. Literally the name of God and the waifu of every single anime universe there ever is, was and ever will be.
A very intellectual and holy person (totally not me): "Speedwagon is a blessing that us mere mortals have witnessed."
Speedwagon by RaiehanCuzREEE October 2, 2020

Skeetadon 

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"
Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."
Skeetadon by SubSonicX January 4, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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