Skate Fast Eat Ass 

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

Skate Fast Eat Ass by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

Skate fast and eat ass 

The way of life of a Lucio main in Overwatch.

Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.

Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio

Skate fast and eat ass by Cheesy_Pants June 9, 2017

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class 

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019

Eat Fast and Skate Ass 

Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.

Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan

Eat Fast and Skate Ass by Red Dogg June 11, 2018