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Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.
Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan
by Red Dogg June 11, 2018
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