Skalamooch Share definition Flag That one guy that hangs out with you and thinks you're his friend, but you make him buy everything for you. (at the restaurant) Hey, skalamooch, get over here! I want some fried chicken! Skalamooch by 2K January 5, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Skalamooch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch