Sitting Day

August 5th is a day dedicated to the act of sitting. A great day to do nothing but sit around

Hey its Sitting Day, lets go sit on the floor!

by Anon312526523 April 7, 2021

National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019

Spitting day

This girl called Ashpreet spits in things

Today is the spitting day

Ashpreet likes to spit in things

Spitting Day

by Ashpreet likes to spitt July 16, 2023

National shitting day

Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.

National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet

by Ilovenigersaruas February 22, 2024

Shitting on kaz day

March 16th shitting on kaz day!

Kaz: makes a hc
People: FUCK YOU THIS SUCKS
This is shitting on kaz day

by Glitch_Flame March 16, 2022

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023