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National Lap sitting day 

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th
Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day

Spitting day 

This girl called Ashpreet spits in things

Today is the spitting day
Ashpreet likes to spit in things

Spitting Day

National shitting day 

Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.
National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet

Shitting on kaz day 

Kaz: makes a hc
People: FUCK YOU THIS SUCKS
This is shitting on kaz day

No Slitting of Throats Day 

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022