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A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
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Simonida 

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.
Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!
Simonida by ForeverMe December 15, 2013

simranized 

Someone who can't take anything less than excessive praise.
Alex: You're really nice.
Pat: Only nice? Not amazing? I'm insulted.
Alex: That was a compliment. Sorry. I didn't realize you've been simranized.
simranized by MagicalCreatures October 8, 2012
A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.
guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.
simant by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018

simangaliso

Smangaliso, is someone or something that has a great personality and are quite spontaneous, fun, loving and outgoing people.
They are extremely rare to find because of there personality and caring heart to friends, family and lovers. So when you find a Smangaliso be glad you have one cuase they aren't always there.
Wow he is such a Simangaliso of a friend.
simangaliso by Smanga Moloi April 18, 2018

simranized 

A person, usually a guy, who has become used to another person, usually an obsessive girl, drooling all over him and constantly telling him how awesome he is and how much she loves him. This means the guy interprets anything less as offensive.
Becky: Hey John, how's your paper going?
John: Why do you even need to ask? Do you think it hasn't been going wonderfully?
Becky: I didn't say that. I didn't mean anything wrong.
John: That's hurtful.
Becky: I think you must've been simranized.
simranized by verdad12 October 7, 2012