Sir Loin

Perhaps the best rap artist of all time. Sings the hit single "For The Shorty's". Is in fact a cow who sings in order to accomplish a brilliant scheme that will eventually help him pay for his rented patio furniture which he broke because he is a fat cow.

Damn, have you heard that awesome new song from Sir Loin?

by StabMastaArson April 19, 2004

sir loin

the second form of the character MC Peepants(from Aqua Teen Hunger Force) who was once a six-foot tall spider bent on drilling a hole into hell. Now hes a cow with the same Bling and shower cap only now he sent by satan as a cow. Also now he must find a way to pay off hie rented patio furniture. But this time he is just sent to the slaughterhouse to die. quite hilarious.

Is Sir Loin coming back or have we seen the last of this high pitch voice character?

by Nizo September 7, 2004

Sirloin Nips

Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.

Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.

Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

sirloin

When a woman is extremely good-looking but not quite among the best
(This is a slang term used by men with minds in the gutter )

A hot chick you would like to see on the beach .

by Hef June 30, 2005

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.

Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.

by Karen Shelton September 12, 2007

Mini Sirloin Burger

A type of order in the fast food restaurant Jack-in-the-box. It is composed of beef, with cheese on top, already put on ketchup. The burgers itself is $4.50, the combo is 1 dollar more. They give you 3 mini sirloin burgers. Each one is about 4 or 5 inches in height.

Hey, wanna go get some mini sirloin burgers at Jack in the box for $4.50?

by n00bzers April 18, 2009

valleys sirloin

Corned Beef. Beloved of the inhabitants of South Wales who use it in anything they can to make their Giro go further, therefore being able to afford more booze and fags. Uses include stew (cawl), pies, pasties and hash. Particularly delicious as an antipasta, just before the main course of spaghetti alla corned beef.

'Oooh, Myfanwi, what you done for dinner you lazy slag?'
'Dai, look you boyo, I got a nice bit of steak from this tin, so it's valleys sirloin for you'

by Lingoooo September 17, 2007