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sirloiner 

VEGGERS IGNORE!!!!!!!! -legendary hamburger created by one east coast chain, (top's) then absorbed by another (gino's) mid-70's

-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!

-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-got all fucked-up then went to gino's and got me a sirloiner!! my stomach went into orgiastic spasms!!

they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
sirloiner by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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Sirloin Nips 

Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.
Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.

Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.
Sirloin Nips by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
When a woman is extremely good-looking but not quite among the best
(This is a slang term used by men with minds in the gutter )
A hot chick you would like to see on the beach .
sirloin by Hef June 30, 2005

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.
Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.
swinging sirloin by Karen Shelton September 12, 2007

Mini Sirloin Burger 

A type of order in the fast food restaurant Jack-in-the-box. It is composed of beef, with cheese on top, already put on ketchup. The burgers itself is $4.50, the combo is 1 dollar more. They give you 3 mini sirloin burgers. Each one is about 4 or 5 inches in height.
Hey, wanna go get some mini sirloin burgers at Jack in the box for $4.50?
Mini Sirloin Burger by n00bzers April 18, 2009

valleys sirloin 

Corned Beef. Beloved of the inhabitants of South Wales who use it in anything they can to make their Giro go further, therefore being able to afford more booze and fags. Uses include stew (cawl), pies, pasties and hash. Particularly delicious as an antipasta, just before the main course of spaghetti alla corned beef.
'Oooh, Myfanwi, what you done for dinner you lazy slag?'
'Dai, look you boyo, I got a nice bit of steak from this tin, so it's valleys sirloin for you'
valleys sirloin by Lingoooo September 17, 2007

sirloinestake 

A word to describe a person who makes video blogs on the website YouTube. People who are called "sirloinestake" or "sirloine" are assumed to be offended. The spelling is after the pun "Sir Loine of Stake".
"You old sirloinestake."

"Your videos are worthy of sirloinestake"
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