Sir Fucksalot 

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.

The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.

Sir Fucksalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Sir Fucksalot 

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck

Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them

Sir Fucksalot by D Flawless May 26, 2020

Sir Fuckalot 

1. Expression used to describe an individual who has shown outstanding excellence in the field of fucking and so should be recognised among his peers as a knight of fucking.

2. Expression used to describe an individual who has shown outstanding stupidity in all aspects of his life and so should be recognised by his peers as someone who raoyally fucks everything right up for everyone else.

1. Randomer: Hey Sir Fuckalot, what happened with you and that girl last night?
Sir Fuckalot: I fucked her quite a bit actually.

2. You really fucked that one up Sir Fuckalot.

Sir Fuckalot by Luciferean August 1, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012