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A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
Related Words
Sinpa Sinpad Senpai sina Sinai Simpanzee Simpable simpa sinahi senpaikisser

the sinai 

When someone photobombs a group photo with a mastubatory gesture
Kendall: 3*2*1*everyone say cheese
Hirsh: aarrgghh Sinai is doing the "the Sinai"
the sinai by the sinai November 26, 2014

Honey Senpai 

Me: Damn, honey senpai is 17, yet he acts like a child. That little shithead.

Honey: *climbs up to my room window*

Honey: I heard you were talkin shit about me.

Me: WTF-

Honey: *kicks my ass and I end up in the hospital.*
Honey Senpai by Annie May Tidday December 2, 2018

Hentai Senpai 

Master of Hentai. Tends to spend all free time watching anime porn. But you can't be just any watcher of hentai. To become master you must wank uncontrollably for an entire day. Then and only then will you be Hentai Senpai.
Boy 1: Hey look at that nerd over there! I bet you he has no friends!
Boy 2: Are you kidding? That's Hentai Senpai. He may not have friends but so many guys look up to him! I can't wait til I can one day become like him!
Boy 1: He's still a nerd.
Hentai Senpai by silverwin February 12, 2014

Yajuu Senpai 

Japanese gay pornstar. Despite being the most famous gay pornstar in Japan, his identity is still yet to be located. Famous for his scream.
I spend my weekend watching Yajuu Senpai MADs on Niconico Douga.

Senpai withdraw 

when you slowly go crazy due to the withdraw of senpai
I was but in a mental hospital due to senpai withdraw