Dude 1: “You just took a dump in the bathroom and didn’t wash your hands? That’s disgusting AF!”
Dude 2: “No man, I washed my hands”
Dude 1: “Lies bro! I took a piss right after you bombed the bathroom and the sink was bone-dry! You are dry sinker!”

dry sinker by Th1ncru5t October 24, 2020

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Hook, line and sinker

A phrase stated after something/someone has been easily fooled or lured in. It has its roots in fishing lingo, referring to a fish having fallen for the bait easily; swallowing the hook, the fishing line, and the sinker along with it.

I jus' put out a sign this mornin' readin', 'BABY HOGGS 4 SALE CHEEP. CAWT WILD YESTIDDY'. Boy, I ain't neva' seen so many folks come runnin' to the ranch! Leetle did they know I breed them hawgs muhself. Tee hee! Hook, line and sinker! Haw haw!

Hook, line and sinker by phurtive July 2, 2011

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stinklers

A name given to sprinklers in which reclaimed water is being used. Caused by the smell of reclaimed water coming out of a sprinkler which smells like something between rotten eggs and a horrible smelling fart.

Somebody close the windows, the stinklers just came on outside and the stench is smelling up the whole house!!

stinklers by chrislish July 27, 2009

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sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

sinker jenkem by big cu December 12, 2007

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