Simposites

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Were you obsess over someone you hate, like a simp but you hate them and want to bring them down.

OOMIE_: Anyone want to hang Belle Delphine?
ClownBeter: Me.

OOMIE_: Okay get the rope and the bonker.

ConradeSmirnoff: You’re both acting like simposites.

Simposites by hanayamasmissingnipples_1743 December 8, 2020

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Simposter

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.

Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao

Simposter by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

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simposis

It is when you are diagnosed as a simp

You've been diagnosed with simposis

simposis by Moohjuice March 21, 2020

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Simposter

An individual who betrays for the sole purpose of indulging in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man that Aaron is such a simposter, he exposed my screenshots to try and get laid tonight!!

Simposter by elitisque September 28, 2020

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simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

simposter by Nesano September 16, 2020

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simposter

A common name on among us and also a slang term for a person that eats german vodka. However it could also mean crusty frog toed shrek looking pigeon.

"ugh she/he/they are such a simposter"

simposter by i simp a lot November 13, 2020

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Simposter

An imposter who simps for female players

"vote him out, he's the simposter"

Simposter by mememusketeer3 October 8, 2020

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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