To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 3, 2010