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Simpcophant : The merging of "simp" and "sycophant" ; a man siding with a rich and powerful woman at every opportunity in hopes of maybe getting something in return, one day.
John is such a simpcophant, he keeps agreeing with her every time because he hopes of getting laid with her and enjoy her money.
by MisterMaximvs July 28, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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