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Gareth le simp 

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)
THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth

Simp ass leva 

He is technically a major simp but also a wanna be gangbanger he will try to be one gang to impress a girl then switch gangs if he sees someone else he like on another gang ~usually named Jonathan or Julio
Dam that foo is a simp ass leva
Simp ass leva by TheSancho22 August 14, 2020

Levi simp 

Usally a levi simp is totally in love with levi (usually a Breanna)
Sammyboi:hey bree what would you last want when you die

Breeana: LEVI!
Sammyboi:LMAO THE FACT YOU AWNCERED THAT FAST MAKES YOU A LEVI SIMP!!

Levi simp 

A bunch of 14 year old girls that simp over a 40 year old man because he’s hot. They mostly like him for his appearance and do not pay attention to any character development nor the story line.
“Erica is a Levi simp, She’s weird.”

Once-ler Simp 

Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.
You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.

Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler
Once-ler Simp by Eighttwelve August 14, 2021

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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