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/simp-uhl/

(French in origin)

adjective

1. A basic simp
2. A mainstream man who not only simps, but also likes mainstream things such as: music played on the radio, Starbucks coffee, and most things advertised on television.
Guy 1: "This new Ariana Grande song is fire! I would bend over backwards just to be in her presence!"
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. You're so fucking simp-le."
Simp-le by Regeven McHesp May 15, 2021
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Gareth le simp 

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)
THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth

Simp ass leva 

He is technically a major simp but also a wanna be gangbanger he will try to be one gang to impress a girl then switch gangs if he sees someone else he like on another gang ~usually named Jonathan or Julio
Dam that foo is a simp ass leva
Simp ass leva by TheSancho22 August 14, 2020

Levi simp 

Usally a levi simp is totally in love with levi (usually a Breanna)
Sammyboi:hey bree what would you last want when you die

Breeana: LEVI!
Sammyboi:LMAO THE FACT YOU AWNCERED THAT FAST MAKES YOU A LEVI SIMP!!

Levi simp 

A bunch of 14 year old girls that simp over a 40 year old man because he’s hot. They mostly like him for his appearance and do not pay attention to any character development nor the story line.
Erica is a Levi simp, She’s weird.”

Once-ler Simp 

Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.
You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.

Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler
Once-ler Simp by Eighttwelve August 14, 2021

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
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