Simp Chimp
Simp Chimp by SenseiYami February 13, 2020
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Simp the chimp
Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof
Simp the chimp by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018
Related Words
Simp Chimp • Simp Chimpin • Simp the chimp • ChimpZee Simp God • simp • Simp-athy • Simp king • Simp Lord • Simp-athetic • Simp Nation
Simp Chimpin
Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
Simp Chimpin by BroManDan August 24, 2020
ChimpZee Simp God
ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
ChimpZee Simp God by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021
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