A useless way of saying that you’re attracted to one gender only (straight or gay). You’re basically stating your sexuality in a way more complicated and confusing way than it needs to be, instead of simply stating that you’re gay or straight.
A useless word used to get attention from people. Instead of stating that you are gay or straight. You can say that you are semibisexual to get people interested about you
Jane: I am semibisexual
Jake: what’s that?
Jane: I am only interested in Only one gender
Jake: Guys or Girls?
Jane: Guys
Jake: Sounds like straight with extra steps
Jane: You sexist bigot
A useless term used by straight people (mostly white girls) to describe their attraction of the opposite gender but seeking for validation and oppression points because it is "cool" to be quirky and different. Most people that use this term are SJW white liberals that are obsessed with the LGBT+community and have to constantly remind others that they're not homophobic.
Emily: "omg I came out as semibisexual, I'm only attracted to guys"
Normal person: "oh so you're straight"
Emily: "how dare you insult my sexuality you straight, cis, white, skinny privileged male.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.