“Semibisexual”

Apparently “a person who is bisexual but would never date one sex out of the two” no that’s just gay or straight, semibisexual doesn’t exist

“Oh Sarah is dating Lara”
“What’s her sexuality?”
“Semibisexual”
“Dude that doesn’t exist, she’s gay”

“Semibisexual” by *~Angelo~* October 15, 2021

Semibisexual

A useless way of saying that you’re attracted to one gender only (straight or gay). You’re basically stating your sexuality in a way more complicated and confusing way than it needs to be, instead of simply stating that you’re gay or straight.

Tim: What sexuality are you?

Tom: I’m semibisexual.

Tim: For guys or girls?

Tom: Girls

Tim: Then say you’re straight, you fucking idiot.

Semibisexual by Cage Swanson July 22, 2020

semibisexual

fucking dumbass way if saying your straight or gay, just fucking use the terms

"Mom,Im semibisexual."
"What gender, son."
"Girls.."
"Its not that hard to call yourself straight you fucking disgrace."

semibisexual by rando_muffin December 18, 2020

Semibisexual

A useless word used to get attention from people. Instead of stating that you are gay or straight. You can say that you are semibisexual to get people interested about you

Jane: I am semibisexual
Jake: what’s that?
Jane: I am only interested in Only one gender
Jake: Guys or Girls?
Jane: Guys
Jake: Sounds like straight with extra steps
Jane: You sexist bigot

Semibisexual by John smith3274 July 26, 2020

Semibisexual

A useless term used by straight people (mostly white girls) to describe their attraction of the opposite gender but seeking for validation and oppression points because it is "cool" to be quirky and different. Most people that use this term are SJW white liberals that are obsessed with the LGBT+community and have to constantly remind others that they're not homophobic.

Emily: "omg I came out as semibisexual, I'm only attracted to guys"
Normal person: "oh so you're straight"
Emily: "how dare you insult my sexuality you straight, cis, white, skinny privileged male.

Semibisexual by nobsplz August 24, 2020

Semibisexual

Heterosexual but with extra steps

“Hey I’ve just come out as semibisexual. It means I’m bi but only attracted to one gender”
“So... straight?”

Semibisexual by Napoleano May 18, 2021

Semibisexual

A rather gay statement or action by a straight person.

Person 1: Hey bro, I think I'm semibisexual. I ain't gay but that guy lookin kinda cute and I kinda want to fuck him.

Person 2: What the fuck are you on about John? We're trying to study astronomy here for fucks sake!

Semibisexual by i eat donuts in the bathroom May 30, 2021