Silkycock

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A smooth, soft to the touch, pliable, silky penis.

"Wow, Beth, what a massive Silkycock you have!"

Guy 1: "Look at her last name...Hannah Silkycock"

Guy 2: "That's sick bro!

Silkycock by The silkycock master. October 30, 2011

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Silcock Ratio

The ratio of a meal's meat portion, to its carbohydrate portion. For example the ratio of bolognese sauce to spaghetti.

Named after Michael Silcock of Blackrod, UK.

Ooh sir, your meal has quite a high Silcock Ratio.

Silcock Ratio by Oxford_English_Dictionary October 19, 2009

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silcock

DIERIVES FROM THE WORD SIL AND cock

An abbreviation for Strong Dick for an Independent Lady.

I gave my wife a Silcock

silcock by redblueblur May 2, 2018

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Slaycock

Noun - name for a girl that has many sex partners over every week. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who is replicating the behavior of a slaycock.

Wow you have been sleeping with 7 different guys every week. You're such a Slaycock.

Slaycock by Dipolarspade4 September 25, 2016

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joseph silcock

A human being with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Joseph Silcock ran away from me for no reason

joseph silcock by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 6, 2020

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Edward Silcock

Edward Silcock is the funniest person you'll ever meet. His work in school is fantastic and he is brilliant in sport. Edward Silcock has 2 younger brothers called Joe and Dom. They have 2 guinea pigs, their names are Liberachi and rocket. Edward Silcock is one of the most amazing people you've ever met.

"Who's he?"
Edward Silcock
"Never heard of him"
Well that's sad isn't it?
"Why?"
Because he is the most funniest and kindest person you'll ever meet

Edward Silcock by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 8, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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