Silkycock

A smooth, soft to the touch, pliable, silky penis.

"Wow, Beth, what a massive Silkycock you have!"

Guy 1: "Look at her last name...Hannah Silkycock"

Guy 2: "That's sick bro!

by The silkycock master. October 30, 2011

Silcock Ratio

The ratio of a meal's meat portion, to its carbohydrate portion. For example the ratio of bolognese sauce to spaghetti.

Named after Michael Silcock of Blackrod, UK.

Ooh sir, your meal has quite a high Silcock Ratio.

by Oxford_English_Dictionary October 19, 2009

silcock

DIERIVES FROM THE WORD SIL AND cock

An abbreviation for Strong Dick for an Independent Lady.

I gave my wife a Silcock

by redblueblur May 2, 2018

Slaycock

Noun - name for a girl that has many sex partners over every week. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who is replicating the behavior of a slaycock.

Wow you have been sleeping with 7 different guys every week. You're such a Slaycock.

by Dipolarspade4 September 25, 2016

joseph silcock

A human being with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Joseph Silcock ran away from me for no reason

by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 6, 2020

Edward Silcock

Edward Silcock is the funniest person you'll ever meet. His work in school is fantastic and he is brilliant in sport. Edward Silcock has 2 younger brothers called Joe and Dom. They have 2 guinea pigs, their names are Liberachi and rocket. Edward Silcock is one of the most amazing people you've ever met.

"Who's he?"
Edward Silcock
"Never heard of him"
Well that's sad isn't it?
"Why?"
Because he is the most funniest and kindest person you'll ever meet

by Hidrjfrjgghdrhrefrjfjwjf December 8, 2020