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slamcock 

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.
Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?
slamcock by captainkirk August 19, 2004
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Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.
If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin
Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

slamcock 

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.
I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.
slamcock by Chip August 19, 2004

slapcock 

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.
My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.
slapcock by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

slapcock 

a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.
amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.
slapcock by keem4 September 3, 2006

slapcock 

1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.
"Slapcock!"

<Crack!>

"Aaaah!"
slapcock by angus123 January 2, 2009