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Silky Goose 

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
Silky Goose by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024
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Silky goose mamas 

The baddest gooses the world has ever seen.
we're the silky goose mamas, what about it? >:)
Silky goose mamas by girfe March 24, 2021

Silly Goose 

You would call someone a "Silly Goose" when they're being silly.
"You're a Silly Goose, Skeppy."
Silly Goose by Lovely Melodie August 11, 2020

silly goose 

When someone does something to make you giggle, you call them this.
Oh Jimmy, you're such a silly goose!
silly goose by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

silly goose 

skeppy (badboyhalo's divorced husband and a6d's friend)
do you watch silly goose on youtube and twitch badboyhalo is devorcing him again
silly goose by nyeeeeeee August 11, 2020

Silly goose 

It is a term people use when someone is being silly. It is normally said with affection to the person being silly. I have absolutely no idea why the saying mentions a goose. maybe because people see geese as being silly. Who knows?
Octavious: "I had seen an octopus fly a kite one day."

Kevin: "Octopus don't fly kites, you silly goose!"