Silkmachine is a guy that sit behind a computer screen all day and plays Minecraft.
He is extremely cool and you should become like him (Urban Dictionary is gonna reject this, I swear
He is extremely cool and you should become like him (Urban Dictionary is gonna reject this, I swear
Person 1: Woah dude, I was playing Minecraft and Silkmachine showed up. I started making blood sacrifices to him because he is cool (sunglasses emoji)
Person 2: Man, I wish I was as cool as him!
Person 2: Man, I wish I was as cool as him!
by Silkmachine October 17, 2021
Get the Silkmachine mug.Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
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