Silent Slapper

The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.

Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"

by sicko069 May 7, 2009

silent slippers

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".

I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.

by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015