tubby, only speaks on occasion, wheres an over-coat, hat, and shorts.
yo that guy standing in front of the quick stop is a silent bob.
by toeMas January 2, 2004
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The act of passing gas undetected while having sex and it smells REALLY BAD
Man, I knew I smelled something! You just gave me a SILENT BOB!!
by feeling froggy?? February 3, 2006
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That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.
"Man, my stomach was tore up and I had to bust a grumpy, but the dude next to me was pulling a Silent Bob!"
by IPC$ August 27, 2014
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Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em.....
Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag.....
Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?
Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.
by Tommyboy October 23, 2004
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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
by Joe (Tyrano) December 30, 2005
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The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent Bob.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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