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A random loose pubic hair that falls from inside a man’s pants while he is shaking his snake and lands every so softly at the rim of the urinal.
Tim got done taking a piss and left a nice long urinal lock in the stall. He didn’t even have the decency to knock the lock off the bowl.
by sicko069 May 14, 2009

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The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.
Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"
by sicko069 May 07, 2009

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