Silent Facebook

People who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says EVERYTHING on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like "I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it." that doesn't help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. It's just annoying that they don't have the balls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.

P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.

Girl 1= talkative girl
Girl 2=Silent Facebook

Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk

*Facebook*

Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________

Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.

Girl 1:.....

Silent Facebook by Hi you don't know me May 15, 2011

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Facebook-silent

adj. The state of not having updated one's status on Facebook over a certain period of time.

"I wonder what's up with John? He has been Facebook-silent for over a week!"

Facebook-silent by adrenalinestat July 29, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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