floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.

Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.

by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018

Sigvald

A person with pretty big muscles and a good father

man i wish i could be like Sigvald

by prebennymark December 12, 2018