sidhu 

greatest Jatts in the world
other Jatts look up to Sidhus as their leader
only need 3 words to describe them :

1- Jatt
2- clever
3- rich

person 1: Are you Jatt?
person 2: yh
person 1: YEAH.. are you clever?
person 2: yh
person 1: YEAH..are you rich?
person 2: you must be a Sidhu, am i right?
person 1: yeah boyyyyyyyyyyy

sidhu by Jattpower January 10, 2011

sidhu 

the last name of many punjabi jatts. These are people with large dicks, drink heavy, and fight like pitbulls. Jatts are people that will fuck u up if u get on their bad side. They fear nothing. Impossible is not in their dictionary. Their mentality is "we ride together we die together"

"oooh shit, u see that guy over their, he's a jatt, dont fuck with him unless u want to get the shit beaten out of u"

sidhu by punjabi88 February 28, 2005

sidhu 

sidhus are the coolest ppl on earth if u messs with the best die like the rest as my brother says. they are ppl with very good brains very rich nd popular nd hu ever fkin rote tht definition of sidhus i wud love too kill u nd ur rite we do fight like pitbulls there also very hott nd sexy ppl

i wish i was a sidhu

sidhu by smexxi March 8, 2008

Sidhu 

Sidhu is literally the greatest last name anyone could have. Sidhu is part of the Jatt clan of Punjab. Anyone who is a Sidhu is proud to be a Sidhu.

Sidhu moose wala, aka the GOAT, is also a Sidhu

She: what is your last name?
He: Sidhu
She: marry me, Jatta

Sidhu by Mr. Jatt July 18, 2023

Sidhu Surprise

Technically a defensive act, the sidhu surprise is the most base and depraved form of self preservation. It consists first of cutting holes into both front pockets of all your pants. Then you must sport a huge erection at all times. In the eventuality that someone tries to rob you by putting a weapon to your face and thrusting their hands into your pockets, they get only a fistful of your cock. The moment the thief realizes that he's clutching your erect and pulsating hog, he is simultaneously stricken with horror, fear, and disgust. At this point it is essential to establish eye contact and very subtly offer the delinquent a mischievous grin. The felon generally flees wildly in response. The sidhu surprise has been known to cause suicide in its victims. This technique works best if you frequent shady areas where pick pocketers and other unsavory types are known to lurk. The original Sidhu of 1865 could remain erect all day, but others who have mimicked his methods usually needed to maintain high levels of viagra in their systems in order to be properly prepared to deliver "the surprise".

When I went to south america last year, I almost got robbed three times. Luckily, I gave them the sidhu surprise and now two of the would-be thieves are dead and the last one has taken a keen liking to male brothels.

Sidhu Surprise by maxamillian shreck January 21, 2009

Sidhu aim 

When you create an outline of bullets around the target without hitting it.

Fuck me Taran you have Sidhu aim you useless fucking shit

Sidhu aim by BurningBaguette2000 September 18, 2020

Sidhu Moosewala 

A man from a village in India, named Moosa . King of Punjabi rap. Sadly passed away 5/29/22. We mourn his loss but his music still roars within India and international. Overall Great man.

“Yo, you heard of that Indian rapper who passed away?”

“For sure, he was the king of Indian rap, Sidhu Moosewala.”

Sidhu Moosewala by da greenwood June 4, 2022