by BurningBaguette2000 June 22, 2021
The greatest, thiccest, almightiest of them all. Pronounce his name and you will be graced with the great fortune through thiccness. His thiccness is so great that it generates an overwhelming gravitational attraction which will ultimately slowly crush you within those two behemoth arse cheeks. Legend has it that this is the true way to heaven; only one who is crushed between Mete's thicc cheeks can access true divinity. It is mankind's ultimate goal to reach this divinely state; to worship Mete is to take a step towards the great attraction of true thiccness.
Most simply refer to him as God.
Most simply refer to him as God.
All hail Mete!
Mete is sooooooooooooooo thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc.
Mete is sooooooooooooooo thiccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc.
by BurningBaguette2000 September 25, 2021
by BurningBaguette2000 September 18, 2020
A man who has the greatest taste in music and listens to it at full volume in the living room.
He is often referred to as the biggest of them all.
He is often referred to as the biggest of them all.
by BurningBaguette2000 March 23, 2021