Side Scrapes 

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.

My side Scrapes were nasty last night

Side Scrapes by Toby58 July 5, 2022

Side Scraper

A short but very fat dick.

Betty: Well, girrrl, he may not have touched bottom, but he beat the hell outta the sides.

Lois: Oh yeah, I've had side scrapers like that.

Side Scraper by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

Sidescraper 

To excrete at such an angle that it scrapes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. Also, cleverly, the sidescraper is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer.

"Tony's been an idiot lately don't you think?"
"I know, I had to resort to leaving a Sidescraper on his mum's throne"
"Nice!"

Sidescraper by Ellds February 6, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004