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A term used to describe the penis

Did you see his shwangdangler? It's massive

Shwangdangler by Skrtdgw December 22, 2016

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SCHWANGDANGLE

A term used to bamboozle people

I SCHWANGDANGLE UR SCHRUTLE - FazeTrap69

SCHWANGDANGLE by GnarlyZ February 8, 2019

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Schwangdangler

1. The long stems of a plant which hit you in the face while handling them.

2. A penis

1. Every time I pick up those plants, I get the schwangdanglers in my face.

2. Get your schwangdangler out of my face, please.

Schwangdangler by Planter059 August 10, 2009

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Shlangdangle

When two guys who are related have a three-way with their sister.

Me and marty had a shlangdangle last night.

Shlangdangle by TrumptyDumpty November 12, 2022

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Spangdangler

Is a nickname for a man named Spencer's cock, because it's huuuuuge

Have you seen Spencer Spangler cock!? They call it the spangdangler because it hang dangs

Spangdangler by anonymous September 1, 2025

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Spangdangler

The huuuuuge cock belonging to a man named Spencer whom is well endowed

Have you seen Spencer Spanglers cock?! Heard they call him the spangdangler because it's sooooo hug

Spangdangler by Scottie mcphucyou September 1, 2025

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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