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Shandangle 

A slang word used in Connecticut meaning to impressively steal or snag amonst other things.
Guy 1 *tries to sit down in a chair*
Guy 2 *pulls out Guy 1's seat from beneath Guy 1 and sits down in it himself*

Guy 1 - "I'm pissed, but I have to admit you just shandangled my chair."
Shandangle by stmfrd203 January 20, 2011

Spangdangled

(Adj.) Raver's nomenclature used to describe an individual that is high, or rather tripping of more than one drug. commonly abbreviated as "Spanked"
Last night Steve did acid, ket and MD... he was spangdangled!!
Spangdangled by gijops December 10, 2012

SCHWANGDANGLE 

I SCHWANGDANGLE UR SCHRUTLE - FazeTrap69
SCHWANGDANGLE by GnarlyZ February 8, 2019

Schwangdangler 

1. The long stems of a plant which hit you in the face while handling them.

2. A penis
1. Every time I pick up those plants, I get the schwangdanglers in my face.

2. Get your schwangdangler out of my face, please.
Schwangdangler by Planter059 August 10, 2009

shandangle 

An account of events. News, story.
What's this shandangle about you being late yesterday?

I have made such a mess of this shandangle
shandangle by Gignere March 6, 2013

Shwangdangler 

Did you see his shwangdangler? It's massive
Shwangdangler by Skrtdgw December 22, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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