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Shwackhammer 

1.) verb. negative.

When you get obliterated in an expected manner, by someone who would be the first one voted off the island.

2.) noun. negative.

A known underachiever fails to do their part in a group project.

3.) verb. positive.
When you overkill someone in a game or outplay them in a sport, or simply to whoop a man’s ass.
1.) Oh brother, thank god you’re finally clocked in. It’s just been me and Samantha here at work so you know I’ve been gettin Shwackhammered all morning.

2.) Shwackhammer me once, shame on you. Shwackhammer me twice, shame on me.

3.) Did you see Jose talking shit right before Austin slapped the shit out him?

Dude Jose didn’t get slapped, that fool got Shwackhammered.
Shwackhammer by Mr_Robot_ January 5, 2022
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Swackhammer 

having a large dick that hangs like a god damn pendulum from an old grandfather clock.
Yo dood! did you see Matt's Swackhammer in the changing room, you could belt nails into wood with that thing...
Swackhammer by matda59 June 22, 2009

Thwackhammer 

a man may respond to any type of sexual stimulation with the statement "don't make me have to use my thwackhammer on you"
Thwackhammer by Shitty Buzz February 13, 2010

Swackhamer 

Publicly embarrassing someone by pointing out they're full of shit.
I was in the pub yesterday and some big buffoon with bad hair was bragging about his natural tan. I swackhamered him by pointing out Cheeto orange wasn't a normal skin color.

shockhammer 

The shocker meets the jackhammer. The sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer + The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger)= the shockerhammer.
The shockhammer was invented by a man whose name starts with a K and rhymes with Wreath.
shockhammer by 330 Smitty December 9, 2008

Plaster Schmackhammered 

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.
"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."