Wreath

A Holiday Term For Marijuana-Pot, The Word Spoken Aloud Sounds Like A Shortened form of Marijuana's Nickname, Reefer.

Santas Got A Sleigh Full Of Wreath Wrapped Tighter Than Mrs Clauses pussy

by collagreen December 25, 2013

wreath

A Wreath \ˈrēth\ is a large grass bagel that is hung without purpose or reason on the front of your shitty door in an attempt to mask your sad and pathetic marriage. It was created, in most circumstances, by an unwarranted child brought into the world by promiscuous rebellion sex inspired by your fiery hatred toward your strict and religious parents. Thus you live the rest of your existence and secret contempt, fighting the urge to murder your loved ones and become a stripper by hanging useless trinkets on the front of your door with a smile.

Kari: "Oh Susan that's a beautiful ring of of weeds and sticks! and what gave you the idea to nail such a delightful a clump of shit to your door?"

Susan: "Well thank you Kari! It's actually a wreath I saw in a target catalog! oh and the need to distract my self from my inevitable suicide."

by 6figganigga December 9, 2013

wreath

Hair sprouting in a ring-like fashion around the asshole.

Sometimes, people hang a wreath on the back door!
Seeing her wreath made me want to bray.

by Mo' Benjamin February 1, 2008

Wreath

A large, iced out chain around one's neck.

Ah man, you already know I got that new Elliot Avianne wreath.

by ToothyBJ October 1, 2018

Wreath

The one that does your mom.

My name is Wreath.Look, I am your father.

by dmwreath2 April 18, 2022

Wreath

will tear or break the opposed

I WILL FUCKING WREATH YOU TILL YOUR CORPSE FALLS INTO A CHAMBER SO DEEP IN SATANS GODAMN ASS IT WONT EVEN SMELL LIKE FUCKING HELL ANYMORE

by maaaaaaaaaaxxxx February 25, 2023

wreath around

When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.

C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.

by Winslow Homer the 4th August 21, 2011