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Swackhammer 

having a large dick that hangs like a god damn pendulum from an old grandfather clock.
Yo dood! did you see Matt's Swackhammer in the changing room, you could belt nails into wood with that thing...
Swackhammer by matda59 June 22, 2009
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Shwackhammer 

1.) verb. negative.

When you get obliterated in an expected manner, by someone who would be the first one voted off the island.

2.) noun. negative.

A known underachiever fails to do their part in a group project.

3.) verb. positive.
When you overkill someone in a game or outplay them in a sport, or simply to whoop a man’s ass.
1.) Oh brother, thank god you’re finally clocked in. It’s just been me and Samantha here at work so you know I’ve been gettin Shwackhammered all morning.

2.) Shwackhammer me once, shame on you. Shwackhammer me twice, shame on me.

3.) Did you see Jose talking shit right before Austin slapped the shit out him?

Dude Jose didn’t get slapped, that fool got Shwackhammered.
Shwackhammer by Mr_Robot_ January 5, 2022