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Swackhammer 

having a large dick that hangs like a god damn pendulum from an old grandfather clock.
Yo dood! did you see Matt's Swackhammer in the changing room, you could belt nails into wood with that thing...
Swackhammer by matda59 June 22, 2009
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Shwackhammer 

1.) verb. negative.

When you get obliterated in an expected manner, by someone who would be the first one voted off the island.

2.) noun. negative.

A known underachiever fails to do their part in a group project.

3.) verb. positive.
When you overkill someone in a game or outplay them in a sport, or simply to whoop a man’s ass.
1.) Oh brother, thank god you’re finally clocked in. It’s just been me and Samantha here at work so you know I’ve been gettin Shwackhammered all morning.

2.) Shwackhammer me once, shame on you. Shwackhammer me twice, shame on me.

3.) Did you see Jose talking shit right before Austin slapped the shit out him?

Dude Jose didn’t get slapped, that fool got Shwackhammered.
Shwackhammer by Mr_Robot_ January 5, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008